|
|
|
JFY: Hazardous Materials Information Bulletin
|
Disclaimer: The author of this site neither validates nor claims ownership of the information contained on this page (unless otherwise and specifically stated).
- ELEMENT: Woman
- SYMBOL: Wo
- DISCOVERER: Adam
- ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6Kg, but known to range from 40 - 200Kg
- OCCURENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
- Surface usually covered with painted film
- Boils at nothing, freezes for no known reason
- Melts if given special treatment
- Bitter if incorrectly used
- Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore
- Yields if pressure applied to correct places
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
- Has great affinity for gold, silver and many other precious substances
- Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
- May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
- Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol
- Most powerful money reducing agent known to man
COMMON USES
- Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
- Can be a great aid to relaxation
- Very effective cleaning agent
TESTS
- Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state
- Turns green when placed next to a better specimen
HAZARDS
- Highly dangerous, except in experienced hands
- Illegal to possess more than one, although several specimens can be maintained in different locations, as long as they do not come into contact with one another
|
|
|
|
|
| Attention Criders!
|
Are you a CRIDER?
Click
to send
me an email.
|
| YIM Status:
|
|
|
