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- While the FEMALE has her own set of rules, the MALE is allowed to disregard
them at any time (Rule #13 voids this).
- If Rule #1 is applied, the MALE may plead ignorance thereby granting
himself immunity.
- The MALE is in complete charge of anything even remotely electronic.
- The FEMALE may not touch any remote control device anywhere without the
express written consent of at least three MALES.
- The MALE reserves the right to refuse directional advice from the FEMALE
at any time using the phrase, "I know where I am."
- The FEMALE may not attempt to refold a map any larger than a postage stamp.
- The FEMALE is never allowed to acknowledge any warning lights displayed in
the cockpit of an automobile.
- If Rule #7 is disregarded, the amount of time between acknowledgement and
informing of the MALE increases and is directly related to the severity of
the problem.
- If the MALE is required to do any laundry, Rule #2 may be applied.
- The MALE is allowed to change his version of "the story" to make himself
look good in front of, and impress, his other MALE friends.
- If the FEMALE is directly responsible for the tardiness of the MALE,
Rule #5 may be invoked thus increasing the tardiness and putting more blame
upon the FEMALE.
- While playing the part of The Handy Man, the MALE is required to wear a
superflous toolbelt along with pants specially fitted to show Plumber's Butt.
- If the FEMALE is experiencing PMS, all Rules are null and void, and the
MALE is at the complete mercy of the FEMALE.
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